Rollin’ her tea trolley from the cafeteria to the stage, this old lady of shame private dances for your pleasure (with her famous steam machine). She break-dances, she bakes a ‘Goldenpie’ and just when you think it can’t get any better: she serves it up with a hot pot of ‘Simply The Best’ tea in town!

“Just saw this gal perform, Tina T'urner Tea Lady. Think, Tina Turner glory days, plus the edge of 70 year cafeteria lady with a dirty mind who can also make a mean cup of tea”.

…this is a totally bonkers act which is easy to describe, but hard to explain.

Woody takes the stage chucking around great handfulls of rice…
and armed with a selection of classic musical recordings… in a fury of ritualistic rice throwing , he then destroys each record in turn with his treasured ‘golden hammer’ (with help of course from the audience).

This show is different from anything you’ve ever seen before
( unless you’ve already seen Woody). Feel free to bring your own rice.

Woody has been performing Record Graveyard for over twenty years. We are overjoyed that Woody is willing to bring his show back to Boom Boom, even after last time!

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Remarkable slack rope balancer, bendy man and all round entertainer.