Rollin’ her tea trolley from the cafeteria to the stage, this old lady of shame private dances for your pleasure (with her famous steam machine). She break-dances, she bakes a ‘Goldenpie’ and just when you think it can’t get any better: she serves it up with a hot pot of ‘Simply The Best’ tea in town!

“Just saw this gal perform, Tina T’urner Tea Lady. Think, Tina Turner glory days, plus the edge of 70 year cafeteria lady with a dirty mind who can also make a mean cup of tea”.